Laura needs… October 16, 2005
Ok. I’ve seen this meme in several blogs now, so I guess I must participate. Here’s what you do: Google “[your name] needs” and list the 10 best. Here goes. This is where having a common name like “Laura” is both good and bad. There are a million of us out there!
- Dr. Laura needs your support—Hm. Sure wish I had her income…
- Laura needs son to carry on his legacy—Does this mean that Laura is the father?
- Laura needs a 4000 post party—whoohoo!.
- Laura needs plastic surgery—Egads. I do?.
- Laura needs to teach Jenna the proper way to sit with legs crossed—This reminds me of my own mother… When I was wearing a short skirt one day, and she was sitting across the room from me, she got down on her hands and knees and crawled across the room, explaining, “See! You need to have your knees touching. I can see your panties!” And it’s not like I was sitting there, um, invitingly… It was just my mother and my aunt in the room with me, and my knees were maybe an inch apart. Egads.
- Laura needs a boob job—Here’s with this plastic surgery theme again.
- … Those who knew Laura’s
needs and wanted to be sure that these needs would all be addressed—I sure wish they’d fill me in… - Laura needs a second honeymoon in a padded cell—Were they reading my mind earlier today?
- Things Laura Needs: (Note: a blank means I don’t have item)—LOL
- Somewhere between a dusty Mexican border strewn with broken dreams and the upper
levels of Tucson society are answers Laura needs to uncover…—This one is part of a book description, The Killing Maze (Laura Winslow Mysteries) by David Cole. I may have to check this out.
Hm. What Laura really needs is a new read. Finished up the Mage Winds trilogy in short order. Maybe she needs to re-read the last couple chapters of Winds of Fury before starting something new…